[susiephone]

less “chosen one” heroes, more heroes that chose THEMSELVES. give me heroes that see a problem, look around, and think, “WELP, clearly no one ELSE is gonna fix it, so APPARENTLY it has to be me” and goes to their friends and is like “Y’ALL, GET YOUR SHIT, WE’RE GOING ON A QUEST”

“what wait why”

“the world is broken and the people in charge aren’t doing anything, so we’re gonna do something for them”

“didn’t the prophecy say a wise and noble mage would choose someone to conquer the evil?”

“yeah well, i can do magic, and i’m pretty fucking wise and noble, right?”

“…..”

“……………….RIGHT?!”

*hasty statements of agreement*

“exactly. so, i’ve come to the conclusion that i’m the mage of the prophecy. and guess what. i choose myself. now let’s go.”

[toboldlylesbian]

waitress assigned kin

[wtfenris]

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

[jackthevulture]

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

[watermelinoe]

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

[meexart]

Finally finished the set! This took a crazy long time to complete, but I’m happy with the result

[taki-sensei]

20 year old beginner: one year of learning flute and butterfly knife skillz :)

[fuckingconversations]

Fun fact: Adults actually learn those “You need to practice!” skills better than children do. 

Kids tend to want to do literally anything aside from learning this skill my parent is forcing me to learn. 

Adults actually can sit down and practice things for hours on end. Adults WANT to practice to get their skills better. Adults deliberately set aside time every day to practice. Even if it’s just 20 minutes, it’s productive growth and not wiggling in your chair mournfully watching birds out the window. 

Anything from Drawing to Weaving to Violin to fuckin flipping bufferfly knives like a pro - choose a skill and LEARN, dammit! None of that ‘Children’s brains are more malleable’ bullshit. Brain squish is not the end-all of learning! 

[transtlanticism]

this is genuinely the FUNNIEST thing i’ve seen all day

[ultraviolet-techno-ecology]

The normalization of stimulant-usage as the standard method of ensuring enough energy in the day to perform labour is itself a massive sign that the economic demands placed upon humans are inhumane.

I wish more people were aware that “Needing coffee just to wake up.” is a sign that your lifestyle is killing you - and that those who demand you maintain that lifestyle through economic coercion are endangering your wellbeing for profit.

[glumshoe]

major spoiler for ‘Into the Spider-verse’

Doc Ock hot

[glumshoe]

look I’m serious

DOC OCK HOT!!!

[mousathe14]

You keep saying the words and they keep making no sense because “Doc Ock” and “Hot” are not words that go together in a sentence unless temperature is involved.

[glumshoe]

just trust me on this

[chocolatebreadsticks]

i’m not sure I want to trust you, not about this…

[glumshoe]

[gently touches your shoulder]

you’ve gotta

[sister-forget-me-not]

I tried googling a photo or a screen cap or something anything and got nothing. Do you have photographic evidence of this?

[glumshoe]

No. You’re going to have to take a leap of faith and go see the movie.

[brewdairymore]

I was warned and yet. Not AT ALL prepared for just how accurate this is

Doc Ock Hot

[glumshoe]

it Changed me

[christinecanigula]

this was a comment on a lyrics video to power & control by marina and the diamonds

[derpyhanie]

mother

[medusagirlfriend]

i’m so protective of mitski bc her music lives inside my heart and also all she does is mind her business & make music & talk in interviews about how she’s scared everyone is gonna turn on her like leave her BE this post brought to you by mitski defense gang